30 Hilariously Bad Logos, 30 Lost Lunches…BY DESIGN!

Welcome to Volume 2 of Barfy By Design – terrible logos from companies so uninspired they used one of the most clichéd naming conventions out there: “By Design”. No time to waste, let’s get to the barf!

: This really speaks to me. It says, “BORRRRRRING.”

: …by design …we are adding some whimsy to a logo for a company that protects you from MOTHERFUCKING HURRICANES. Totally on message.

: I thought stamp works by picking up ink and putting it back down?

: Want to move from America to Texas? We’ve got you covered. Also we anthropomorphized this compass because…um…

: I can’t pick on Cookies by Design too hard, but I couldn’t leave them out, either. Driving by this place made me think to look up all the terrible By Design logos in the first place.

: Don’t cheap out and get Grandma one of those slowpoke wheelchairs, call Mobility By Design and ask for the green ones that are zooming wildly out of control.

: A fouler barfer than I might say that outline of an ear looks like something else entirely.

: Just ugh.

: Not the worst logo we’ve ever had on here, but still an awful name.

: You need to have a chat with your urban planner. You’ve got a house right in front of a skyscraper next to a river on a golf course or some shit.

: I don’t think these fonts are celebrate-y enough, let’s make them wavy!

: “Whoa brah, you’re looking swole.” “Thanks brah, I’ve been going to Body By Design.” “That…that sounds, uh, totally manly, brah. Yeah.”

: Fun is designated for the 11am and 3pm hours only and is to be had for no more than 15 minutes total.

: RUN FOR IT! It’s a Photoshop filter disaster come to life.

: Will you be traveling by plane, bus, or child’s kite?

: I like how they limited it to only 9 or 10 stylistic choices.

: This doesn’t even make sense. I’m too confused to make a joke.

: Inc? Well shit damn I’m going to take this business seriously now.

: Have I used “just ugh” already? I have? Damn.

: “I’d really like to lead the viewer’s eye in every possible direction.”

: Another entry in the unname name division.

: I think I could have designed that tour myself. “Go straight until you hit the mountain.” Ta-da!

: WTF is a brasilby? Is that like a wallaby?

: This logo has more than 10 words in it and I still don’t know what the hell it’s for.

: Catherine’s elegance was by design. Cheryl’s elegance was bought with money she inherited from that bitch mother of hers.

: A better world for everyone but the colorblind.

: People have literally died of boredom at this place.

: Oh good! Your marketing has IMPACT! No one else ever promises that about their marketing services.

: Is that a dude with a sun behind his head or an abstraction of Sauron’s tower?

: They are so proud of this thing they seriously got a registered trademark for it.

Well, that’s it for now. Join us again in a couple of weeks for Volume 3 of Barfy By Design – oh yes, there’s a lot more where these came from. Found your own hometown By Design logo disasters? Send ‘em our way at logos@yourlogomakesmebarf.com.