Detective: Is the autopsy complete?
Coroner: Yes. I have…bad news.
Detective: No…NO! I thought he’d given up.
Coroner: Not yet. It looks like the Heart Hug Killer has struck again.
Detective: HHK has eluded us for too long. I swear on my life I will track him down!
Coroner: You might want to sign up for the Final Em Race newsletter to get some hot tips.
Detective: Who’s the detective here, huh? You do your job and I’ll do mine!
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marketing tips? how do you market to dead people? sigh.
also, i’ll be darned before i let the Final Em Race em race my loved one for the final time. finally.
I was all like “Em Race? I know what an Em SPACE is… but….. oh.”
YOUR FINAL EMBRACE SHALL BE A ROTTING VELVETEEN-LINED BOX FROM COSCO!!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hey, it beats sleepin’ with the fishes…