Do a 5K… and Barf.

by Sovereign of Spew on September 15, 2010

We’ve noticed yet another barfy logo trend. Ah, the charity/company/otherwise organized 5K. Pay a little cash, get a little exercise, maybe even score a free t-shirt! Well, if you hit up any of these barfy 5K’s, pass on the tee. You don’t want to be seen in public like that.

Crutches Not Included

Crutches: You’re doing it wrong.

I can't see.

This is an especially difficult 5K, a run BY spaghetti FOR spaghetti. Due to the required meatball headwear, it’s generally difficult to see… albeit DELICIOUS. Good luck.

Scary

Man, it’s one of those days that I’ve eaten so much sugar that I start to see mind-numbingly-scary anthropomorphic hands running around again. I better get some exercise.

Run for Butts

Are YOU a horse butt? Have we got the opportunity for you!

SHAMRock, that is.

I’ve never actually seen a shamrock with knees before. Someone tell him he’s about to run smack into those festive words in a circle.

Race by Spirits

We run as one…. scary, blobbish, misformed chalk outline.

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4ndyman September 28, 2010

#1: Woman with frizzy hair being attacked by crutches? Or is this some new twist on dodgeball: Dodgecrutch!

#2: This would be a great logo for a pastafarian-themed concert. Is that Meatloaf jamming up on stage? No — it’s his son Meatball.

#3: As if the running blue hand weren’t scary enough, what’s with the single giant pubic hair popping out of his shorts?

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H3L October 8, 2010

That last one… oh my.. seeing the logo made me choke and when i read the comment on it i totally cracked up :D thank you for making my day <3

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Blake October 12, 2010

I think the horse butt logo is pretty funny.

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