I’m sorry. Whenever I see images of fertility deity Kokopelli my mind turns to mush and I just hear those tiny mice in Disney’s Cinderella singing “Cinderelly, Cinderelly”.
And so, tiny-mouse song cheering me along, I bring you this collection of Kokopelli logos. You’ll learn that he is a versatile deity who loves bike rides, golfing, and long walks on the beach.
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- Kokopelli starts HIS mornings off, not with flute song, but with a cuppa and a good book.
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- Kokopelli has a busy life as a fertility deity, but he’s never too busy for a good game of golf!
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- Businesses in which Kokopelli may be relevant: music stores. Bands. Guitar shops. Businesses which should definitely not use ol’ Koko: those which represent themselves adbstractly, with exclamation points.
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- That doesn’t look like a safe way to ride at all, Kokopelli.
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- Oh thank god! I was down to my last Kokopelli.
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- This logo says to me, “We are the type of course where Pierce Hawthorne would be a member.”
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- Oh, I see what you did there. Looks like Kokopelli isn’t the only trickster in the house.
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- Every year the Big K looks forward to his annual rafting trip with the guys.
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- I even left a 4th golf course out!
The field of Kokopelli logos is a fertile one – I left out a winery, a brewery, another logo with papyrus (!), a sushi joint, two hotels, another coffee shop, another bike shop, and a nursery. Know of a Kokopelli logo that deserves to be here? Submit it asap to logos@makesmebarf.com.
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Nothing says “I’m stuck in the 1990′s” like Kokopelli and Papyrus.
Also, what is Kokopecci? That some new Italian dish?
I love all the clipart in the C2 logo. Awesome.
That St. George logo is one holy hot mess. Jesus.
Yes, I was going to mention the St George one, but couldn’t figure if the Rastafarian color scheme or rampant gradients made me barf harder. Of course the semi-penis (see balls, shaft, head,) to denote the green is pretty bad as well.
Also, I hate that font. When will people understand that there are very few proper times or places for script-fonts?
I mean, it’s not that it would be okay in any instance, but perhaps if they were having a Reggaefest at the golf course…then if you changed the font to something in a sans serif, then it might be passable. No, fuck it, that gradient makes my eyes melt.
Why does Kokopelli Supply, LLC make me think of a snake charmer?
OMG – a Kokopelli Tequilla bar just opened in Philly.
I got to get a pic of that today.
Yes, please!