Scary Bad Logos: Pet Cemetery Edition
by Viceroy of Vomit on October 27, 2010
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Moments after this logo was drawn that dove was cremated.
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There’s an association for this? Don’t they know the “buy a dog that looks like the old dog” trick?
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Barrel of monkey letters, unnecessary quotes, drop shadows, unnecessary italics, awkward use of photos, beveling, inclusion of the business form (INC). This logo’s got it all. Except for, you know, visual appeal.
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Would you believe the website this came from also had pet photos with animated angel wings? You should.
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NO HEAVEN FOR YOU. Also: dove fight.
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HTML needs a “groan” tag with appropriate styling.
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Heaven’s Pets don’t waste time jumping. Motherfuckers hunt doves with their ANGEL WINGS.
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I know Susie wasn’t your favorite child, John, but geez. Sending her to the pet crematorium seems a little harsh.
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Well, we know the business will involve dead pets. Beyond that…*shrug*. Keep it generic, please. Same with the tagline.
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Can you make the circle part of the P a multi-colored paw and also inexplicably surround “ngel’s” with it? You can? Great. You’re hired.
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Even though he has magic angel powers now, that poor little dog still looks afraid of the name of the business.