March 2011

Ah, yes. Hawkewe Foodservice. I’m very familiar with the mythical mama-sheep/hawk-beast.

You go, Hawkewe! Use your fork of righteousness to bring foodservice distribution to the masses!

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Category: Restaurants

Thanks to Barfer Jim for sending this one in today:

We’ve got a one-winged plane awkwardly integrated into an acronym — as if we need to be reminded that “planes” and “airports” go together.

SIMPLIFLY!

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Category: Civic

PLASH POINT

by Earl of Hurl on March 28, 2011

Right. “Good enough” isn’t…good enough. We both agree on this. Then why do I get the distinct impression someone slapped this logo together and the company gathered ’round and said, “Eh…Good enough. PUT IT ON THE TRUCK!”

Thanks to an anonymous Barfer for sending this’un in.

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Category: Small Business

When You’re Having an Alien and You Need to Learn

by Sovereign of Spew on March 25, 2011

Choch sent this logo along and was so kind to translate it, as well.

Loosely, it’s “Center for Education to be Born”. A pregnancy clinic, perfect for when you’re a deformed naked pink lady with a detached butt cheek that is about to give birth to a multicolored backward number six. Also, is that purple line meant to be a birth canal? The baby isn’t going to spring from her chest, is it? I’m never procreating.

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Category: Medical

Too Easy

by Sovereign of Spew on March 25, 2011

I really tried to think of a clever quip for this one, submitted by Andrew. I did. It’s simply… too easy.

Barfers, help me out.

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Category: Religious

Two Things You Don’t Want Around Electricity

by Sovereign of Spew on March 24, 2011

An inflatible life ring and a running shower. At least, I think that what those two items are supposed to be. I do know that I’ll probably go elsewhere. Thanks to the anonymous submitter!

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Category: Construction and Contractors

House of Misshapen Pets

by Sovereign of Spew on March 24, 2011

Well. Thanks John.

Before we saw this logo, we weren’t really sure where to CONNECT with our freaky dog-octopus, half-a-cat, bottomless fish, human-horse, or whatever that thing in the middle (that kind of looks like a butt) is. Now we know that when we need to connect with the heart and soul of our mutant pets, we should definitely give Angie a call.

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Category: Pets

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