Clothing and Fashion Logos

Terrible fashion and clothing logos.

Don’t Mind If We Do

by Sovereign of Spew on April 14, 2011

It’s the only way that we can handle this logo, really. To follow the instructions that it’s laying out for us. GET IT?

If I Must

Poor barfer Sara passes this every day on the way to work. If only Sara could be stoned too. Then the utter obviousness of this logo might be tolerable. GET IT? IT’S A BEE ON A STONE! BSTONED!

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Evil Butts

by Sovereign of Spew on February 11, 2011

Cat Butt

Nothing says sexy women’s clothing like a bit of cat butt. Or a cat butt in the shape of the X Box logo. Or as many devil horns as POSSIBLE.

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The Nike Swoosh, It’s Not

by Earl of Hurl on August 20, 2010

Straight from the pages of Sky Mall (and barfers Jessica and Gracie) comes the spelling-challenged Gravity Defyer shoe.

Oh yeah, and there’s also something wrong with its logo.

Gravity Defyer Logo

The website has a helpful diagram of the shoe itself, labeling important parts, such as the “Slick Seed of Life Logo”.

Gravity Defyer Shoe

Slick.

Edit! Thanks to Barfer Shawn, there’s a confirmation from Gravity Defyer that this is actually a sperm.

From their press release:

GRAVITY DEFYER™ LOGO CAUSES PULL OUT – pain free/comfortable footwear line still swimming upstream despite retailer outrage.

Sherman Oaks, CA (August 31, 2010) Online shopping giant QVC and catalog mailer Seventh Avenue are the latest to run from the Gravity Defyer™ “seed of life” logo controversy.

Alexander Elnekaveh, founder and CEO of Gravity Defyer™, states, “Our logo is deliberate. Our customers feel like they are getting the beginning of a new life when they try our shoes. Pain and fatigue are alleviated, energy is restored; they can walk and exercise again. What represents that? The seed of life. We’re not embarrassed by it, nor are our customers. We are currently working with some of the best retailers in the world and look forward to future business opportunities with companies that are liberal enough to embrace this concept. There’s no shame, there’s pride.”

Holy balls.

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