If barfing lasts more than four hours seek immediate medical attention. May cause puking, hurling, upchucking, indigestion, upset stomach, and head crabs.
Thanks, Mina!
I’ve gotta get to Village Family Dental Spa. There is no waiter at my dentist’s office. There are no suits at my dentist’s office, they all wear SCRUBS. How low brow.
Also, as Mina points out, what do they do, serve your rotten tooth to you after they pull it out? For your dining pleasure? Yum. I’m booking my appointment as we speak.
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This little gem gave one of our barfers, who remains anonymous for their own protection, nightmares as a child.
HOLY SHIT! In Mansfield/Ontario/Richmand county, viruses don’t just get you sick. They chew on GLASS AND NEEDLES! How are we possibly going to stand a chance? We can’t even really prevent them, because they are EATING OUR PREVENTION!
I’m scurred.
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Choch sent this logo along and was so kind to translate it, as well.
Loosely, it’s “Center for Education to be Born”. A pregnancy clinic, perfect for when you’re a deformed naked pink lady with a detached butt cheek that is about to give birth to a multicolored backward number six. Also, is that purple line meant to be a birth canal? The baby isn’t going to spring from her chest, is it? I’m never procreating.
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This is where your EAR, NOSE, and THROAT are. IF ANY OF THESE PARTS OF YOUR BODY ARE MALFUNCTIONING, COME ON IN!
Barfer April spotted this logo, which hails from Vancouver, WA. She points out that the flourish on the ‘E’ really lets you know they care. Thanks, April!
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Our anonymous Barfer made a very good point about this logo, which is for a prenatal program.
You have here about all you need for a pregnancy. A sperm, a belly (the d), and a FLAMING RED NIPPLE. Next up, baby. It’s a winning combo.
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Wow. Thanks, Barfer RoyB. This is something REAL special.
Honestly, what’s really remarkable about this is how completely happy this lovely Scandinavian lady (logo is for a medical company) is. “HELLO WORLD! I AM ON THE RAG! I AM COMPLETELY ENTHRALLED! PMS CAN GO FUCK ITSELF!!”
Seriously though. Tampon. You’re a mess, you’ve clearly ruined those jeans.
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This logo comes to us from Barfer Aaron.
Aaron writes:
“If this chiropractor makes my back look like this, I believe a lawsuit would be in order. Add to that the fact that the logo man is being chopped in half, his bottom is turning purple (lack of blood flow?) and I think this is seriously barf-able.”
I don’t think I can snark it any better than he can. Look at that. Even the SPINE is severed in two.
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