Awful Pet Logos

Pet-related businesses and awful logos are like magnets and steel. Just can’t keep them apart.

House of Misshapen Pets

by Sovereign of Spew on March 24, 2011

Well. Thanks John.

Before we saw this logo, we weren’t really sure where to CONNECT with our freaky dog-octopus, half-a-cat, bottomless fish, human-horse, or whatever that thing in the middle (that kind of looks like a butt) is. Now we know that when we need to connect with the heart and soul of our mutant pets, we should definitely give Angie a call.

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Dr. Frankenstein’s Animal Hospital

by Sovereign of Spew on February 18, 2011

Alta Bluff is the perfect animal hospital to go to when you love your cat so much, you want it implanted on the back of your head.

Unfortunately, they don’t appear to do rhinoplasty.

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We Did Not Skew This Logo

by Earl of Hurl on February 7, 2011

These words in a circle advocate for animals in a county shaped like this, containing two highways.

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Good to Know

by Earl of Hurl on January 31, 2011

A good logo subtly communicates important info about a company. For instance, Mesa County Animal Shelter’s logo informs us that the MCAS is not a good place to browse for seeing eye dogs.

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Stars In, Apples Out

by Earl of Hurl on December 23, 2010

This is a pretty dramatic Christmasification. But I would take any opportunity to remove a visual metaphor for horse crap from my logo, too.

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Extremely Fat Dog Academy

by Earl of Hurl on November 30, 2010

If this logo is to be believed, NEACHA will make your dog unpleasantly fat, but DAMN! Your dog will be able to read!

And again, we can see that maps add a lot to a logo.

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Geography is Important

by Earl of Hurl on November 30, 2010

Maps. They’re a contrivance of many a bad logo. Today we’re showing you a few of our favorite crappy map logos.

Like the incredibly elegant and descriptive logo of LCAR.

Logan County Animal Rescue…so that’s where that is.

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