by Viceroy of Vomit on October 27, 2010
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Moments after this logo was drawn that dove was cremated.
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There’s an association for this? Don’t they know the “buy a dog that looks like the old dog” trick?
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Barrel of monkey letters, unnecessary quotes, drop shadows, unnecessary italics, awkward use of photos, beveling, inclusion of the business form (INC). This logo’s got it all. Except for, you know, visual appeal.
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Would you believe the website this came from also had pet photos with animated angel wings? You should.
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NO HEAVEN FOR YOU. Also: dove fight.
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HTML needs a “groan” tag with appropriate styling.
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Heaven’s Pets don’t waste time jumping. Motherfuckers hunt doves with their ANGEL WINGS.
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I know Susie wasn’t your favorite child, John, but geez. Sending her to the pet crematorium seems a little harsh.
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Well, we know the business will involve dead pets. Beyond that…*shrug*. Keep it generic, please. Same with the tagline.
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Can you make the circle part of the P a multi-colored paw and also inexplicably surround “ngel’s” with it? You can? Great. You’re hired.
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Even though he has magic angel powers now, that poor little dog still looks afraid of the name of the business.
by Viceroy of Vomit on October 8, 2010
I wish there was a Bratz cremation service I could call.
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Barfer Brad snapped this in the wild photo with his iPhone. Want to be cool like Brad? Add logos@yourlogomakesmebarf.com to your address book so you can be ready to fire off bad logos you run into during the day.
by Viceroy of Vomit on September 27, 2010
To be fair, I’m not sure if there is a logo involving alpacas that doesn’t make us laugh. Say alpaca several times in your head and try not to giggle. We’ll wait.
The creek more closely resembles some sort of unfortunately imagined dinosaur, and while not a terribly easy animal to abstract in one-color, there are some weird things going on with that poor alpaca. Also, you know, the “typography”.
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by Viceroy of Vomit on August 9, 2010
Portal Guns and veterinary services do not mix.
The typography isn’t the worst (nor the best), but that unholy cat-dog hybrid is really freaking us out.
Bonus points for Barkers being one letter away from barfers.
by ylmmb on September 1, 2009
Go ask your dog what this logo is suppose to communicate.
by ylmmb on July 10, 2009
“Yes, that is a gila monster in your heart.”
Submitted by Paige.
Look what the dog barfed up.
