Awful Pet Logos

Pet-related businesses and awful logos are like magnets and steel. Just can’t keep them apart.

An Eggsquisit Logo

by ylmmb on May 19, 2009

If David Attenborough designed logos:
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Categories: Pets, Small Business

Escape the Planet Urine

by ylmmb on May 18, 2009

There’s no escaping Planet Urine’s impenetrable rings and urine stained land masses. The pets have control.

Kevin spotted this logo/sign combo on a recent road trip.

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Categories: Pets, Small Business

Pet Porn

by ylmmb on March 31, 2009

True story: growing up one of our dogs would always try to get a little friendly with our cat. That cat absolutely hated that dog.

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Logo submitted by Brandon

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Category: Pets

B is for Boy Who Grew a Tail

by ylmmb on March 30, 2009

Although not the worst logo that has danced across our screens, this mythical amalgamation just leaves
one wondering how that poor child grew a tail and went bald. These guys get an honorable mention for at least not slapping some clipart on there. Woohoo!

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Category: Pets

The Ten Commandments of Barfy Logos

by ylmmb on March 16, 2009

1. Thou shalt not have any other fonts above Comic Sans.

2. Thou shalt not commit kerning.

3. Honor your email address, phone number, or website in thy logo.

4. Thou shalt not apply any kind of color scheme.

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5. Remember thy clipart and keep it holy.

6. Thou shalt not anti-alias thy logo.

7. Thou shalt not make for yourself a logo but in MS Paint alone.

8. Thou shalt make wrongful use of 3D text in thy name.

9. Thou shalt not take thy ’swoosh’ in vain.

10. Thou shalt not use a concept.

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Categories: Pets, Restaurants, Round Up

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