Your Logo Makes Me Barf » Professional Organizations http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com Bad logos, awful logos, and logos even worse than that. Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:19:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Is That a Logo in Your Pocket? http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2011/03/17/is-that-a-logo-in-your-pocket/ http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2011/03/17/is-that-a-logo-in-your-pocket/#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 13:17:02 +0000 Sovereign of Spew http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/?p=4178

This logo comes to us from Fritz, who pointed out that the logo mark (for an insurance company) in combination with the company name looks a little… stiff.

His Cocks

Oh, Fritz, aren’t you being a little hard on this designer? They were just pumping away at this design and they don’t need you being a dickens about it. I think you’re just being cocky. Maybe next time you’ll just take a closer look at the logo package and not be such a tool about it.

PENIS.

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If you’re asking yourself, “Do we need to hire a designer to create our identity?” follow up by asking, “How much do I care about this logo?”

If the answer is, “Enough to buy a stock photo, but no more than that,” you do not need to hire a designer. Fire up Microsoft Office 2002, center that cursor in Word and settle in for an afternoon of graphic design!

Drop forget the drop shadow!

]]> http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2011/01/31/you-dont-need-to-hire-a-designer/feed/ 3 I’ve Got a Tower to Show You, Watson http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2011/01/21/ive-got-a-tower-to-show-you-watson/ http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2011/01/21/ive-got-a-tower-to-show-you-watson/#comments Fri, 21 Jan 2011 14:05:18 +0000 Sovereign of Spew http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/?p=3951

I get it. Initials as a logo. Combined interestingly. A classic (if boring) start to a logo. There’s just one oversight. Maybe I don’t need to say it. It’s rude.

TW Penis

WAIT! OKAY! IT’S A PENIS! THERE’S A PENIS IN YOUR LOGO!

Whew. Glad I got that off my chest. The logo. Not the penis. Ewww.

]]> http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2011/01/21/ive-got-a-tower-to-show-you-watson/feed/ 3 It’s a New Reindeer Game http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2010/12/23/new-reindeer-game-logo/ http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/2010/12/23/new-reindeer-game-logo/#comments Thu, 23 Dec 2010 17:07:22 +0000 Earl of Hurl http://yourlogomakesmebarf.com/?p=3719

Merry Christmas Eve-Eve! Here’s a mess of a logo.

An anthropomorphic Santa glove is playing fetch with Rudolph and a ninja star! Christmas is a magical time.

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Detective: Is the autopsy complete?
Coroner: Yes. I have…bad news.
Detective: No…NO! I thought he’d given up.
Coroner: Not yet. It looks like the Heart Hug Killer has struck again.
Detective: HHK has eluded us for too long. I swear on my life I will track him down!
Coroner: You might want to sign up for the Final Em Race newsletter to get some hot tips.
Detective: Who’s the detective here, huh? You do your job and I’ll do mine!

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Stranded on the ocean without food or drinking water for days, the young active professionals resorted to using their neckties as paddles.

Logo submitted by Chris.

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I could drive a boat show through those letters.

Logo submitted by Wkunert.

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It could only be barfier if the puppet was actually using a puppet…

play-therapy-logo

Submitted by Erica and Matt.

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