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Kokopelli, Kokopelli Night and Day it’s Kokopelli (logos)

Earl of Hurl — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:54:02 +0000

I’m sorry. Whenever I see images of fertility deity Kokopelli my mind turns to mush and I just hear those tiny mice in Disney’s Cinderella singing “Cinderelly, Cinderelly”.

And so, tiny-mouse song cheering me along, I bring you this collection of Kokopelli logos. You’ll learn that he is a versatile deity who loves bike rides, golfing, and long walks on the beach.

Kokopelli starts HIS mornings off, not with flute song, but with a cuppa and a good book.

Kokopelli has a busy life as a fertility deity, but he’s never too busy for a good game of golf!

Businesses in which Kokopelli may be relevant: music stores. Bands. Guitar shops. Businesses which should definitely not use ol’ Koko: those which represent themselves adbstractly, with exclamation points.

That doesn’t look like a safe way to ride at all, Kokopelli.

Oh thank god! I was down to my last Kokopelli.

This logo says to me, “We are the type of course where Pierce Hawthorne would be a member.”

Oh, I see what you did there. Looks like Kokopelli isn’t the only trickster in the house.

Every year the Big K looks forward to his annual rafting trip with the guys.

I even left a 4th golf course out!

The field of Kokopelli logos is a fertile one – I left out a winery, a brewery, another logo with papyrus (!), a sushi joint, two hotels, another coffee shop, another bike shop, and a nursery. Know of a Kokopelli logo that deserves to be here? Submit it asap to logos@makesmebarf.com.

Soaring Above the Competition

ylmmb — Mon, 25 May 2009 18:54:59 +0000

Apparently the eagle is a huge hit in the consulting world.

Doctor, doctor, give me the news…

ylmmb — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:52:34 +0000

…I’ve got a bad case of barfin’ on you. Doctor Friday continues!!!

The Instant Oval Logo Maker

ylmmb — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:28:41 +0000

Try our new Instant Oval Logo Maker. Making a logo is as easy as typing your company name, choosing some colors and you’re done! Instant oval logos that you and all your friends will enjoy.

Here are just a few you too can make at home:

The Ten Commandments of Barfy Logos

ylmmb — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:22:01 +0000

1. Thou shalt not have any other fonts above Comic Sans.

2. Thou shalt not commit kerning.

3. Honor your email address, phone number, or website in thy logo.

4. Thou shalt not apply any kind of color scheme.

5. Remember thy clipart and keep it holy.

6. Thou shalt not anti-alias thy logo.

7. Thou shalt not make for yourself a logo but in MS Paint alone.

8. Thou shalt make wrongful use of 3D text in thy name.

9. Thou shalt not take thy ’swoosh’ in vain.

10. Thou shalt not use a concept.