Awful Service Industries Logo

Bad logos from the “service” industry…by design.

This Logo Convinced Me of the Need For Your Product

by Earl of Hurl on December 30, 2010

Does this logo make anyone else feel nervous?

I imagine the business owner watches a lot of sensationalist news and told the graphic designer, “People don’t understand that they need fire extinguishers. We’re going to make them understand. I want my logo to scare people into buying my product.”

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Category: Service Industry

Tagged as: swing and a miss, unnecessary religion, your logo is on FIRE

The Eyes!

by Earl of Hurl on December 28, 2010

Thanks to Barfer Amy for this submission of this wildlife control company’s logo.

Be sure to stop by their website – they’ve animated the logo for bonus barfiness. Too bad it’s in Flash, not an animated gif. It’s watching you…

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Category: Service Industry

Tagged as: alphabet objects, eyes

HOLY SHIT

by Earl of Hurl on December 7, 2010

GOOD MORNING

Here is Couch’s Pest Patrol’s DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL.

“Thanks” to our anonymous submitter.

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Category: Service Industry

Tagged as: barf bag, In the Wild, mascots, WTF?

Ghost Busters They Ain’t

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 25, 2010

First of all, the Ghostbusters logo is the best logo ever in the history of logos. Yes, I’ve seen that Batman logo post. I don’t care. Ghostbusters 4eva. Now that that’s said: here are some hilarious logos from earnest and potentially delusional “paranormal” “investigators”.

: I want to believe…that someday people will stop using Papyrus.

: Looking very serious and professional. Oh yes. This does not strike me as the hobby of someone that owns a lot of crystals.

: The Casper movie wants its ghost model back.

: The ghost in that logo is also wondering what the fuck.

: Do what you love and the money will come. Unless that thing is LARPing Vampire: The Masquerade.

: This logo speaks to me. It says “trenchcoats” and “smelly dudes with pony tails”.

: SCOPE: Visually similar but hopefully legally distinct from the Ghost Busters.

: Poor Illinois.

: Hangin’ ten, huntin’ ghosts. Aloha.

: GAC. As in, “GAC! I can’t believe they have a show on the Travel Channel!”

: Ghost Posse, sound-off! “Head-to-Toe Denim Guy, here!” “Only Eats Sandwiches, check!” “Borrowed Grandma’s Astro Van, ready to rock!” Ghost Posse, roll out!