Alex sent along this little gem.

WELCOME BACK, BY DESIGN! WE MISSED YOU!

Yes, one of our most infamous, hated trends, by design. A fail all on its own. Though, I must also make the observation that no matter how tempting making a logo out of initials might be, if you initials then form a butt, you have failed. Butts by Design. Cut and print.

Right. “Good enough” isn’t…good enough. We both agree on this. Then why do I get the distinct impression someone slapped this logo together and the company gathered ’round and said, “Eh…Good enough. PUT IT ON THE TRUCK!”

Thanks to an anonymous Barfer for sending this’un in.

Metal Heath Gym thinks it’s very clever.

Who needs to be smart when you’ve got PECS OF STEEL? I think if this guy existed in real life, he’d probably have to walk on all fours.

I’m not entirely sure that this is a logo. This design is the equivalent of when your cat walks on your keyboard during a chat session.

That’s quite a… utensil you’ve got there.

Barfer Rachel sent this our way, and thankfully so. Before now, we did not know that penis pens actually existed. They DO! And they are in use at Deosaie Articles. You learn something new every day.

Thanks to Barfer Julianna for sending in this spa’s logo:

She lays it out for us:

Strike 1- Papyrus
Strike 2- Intersecting words
Strike 3- Papyrus (so bad, it counts twice)

This logo was submitted by an anonymous barfer.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but all I can see in this logo is a butt. Tilt your head to the right. Wait….. see it? It’s a butt with a stick figure tattooed on it!

If nothing else, this gives me a great idea for my next tattoo. Also: how not to design a logo.

This gem comes to us from barfer The Design Girl.

She astutely pointed out that it looks like a tornado blowing the toppings off of a pizza. I agree wholeheartedly, and would like to also point out that if you are a stonework company, your logo should not look like a crumbling structure. Thanks, Design Girl!

New Urban Male makes no bones about what their logo infers.

I have to wonder. What would New Urban Female look like? Big ol’ boobies? An ovum?

So, you may wonder what a Bad Kitty is. It’s not just for Hot Topic anymore. The Bad Kitty is now also a brush stroke human body with an awkward cat head on it. We’re guessing that this may not actually be legal, based on the touch of beastiality vibe.

This logo comes to us from www.beingsensual.com. I beg you, plead you, to go to this website. Not only is this sweet piece of design there, there is also a photo of the original Bad Kitty herself.  Priceless.