“Hey assholes, why don’t you pick on someone your own size, huh? These small businesses are the backbone of America and making fun of them makes you a TERRORIST!” – Summary of everyone that’s ever yelled at us for criticizing small business logos.
Yeah, well, we wish the backbone of America would straighten up and get some decent marketing. It’s an integral part of running a good business, and these logos really aren’t helping anybody.
This gem comes to us from barfer The Design Girl.
She astutely pointed out that it looks like a tornado blowing the toppings off of a pizza. I agree wholeheartedly, and would like to also point out that if you are a stonework company, your logo should not look like a crumbling structure. Thanks, Design Girl!
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New Urban Male makes no bones about what their logo infers.
I have to wonder. What would New Urban Female look like? Big ol’ boobies? An ovum?
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So, you may wonder what a Bad Kitty is. It’s not just for Hot Topic anymore. The Bad Kitty is now also a brush stroke human body with an awkward cat head on it. We’re guessing that this may not actually be legal, based on the touch of beastiality vibe.
This logo comes to us from www.beingsensual.com. I beg you, plead you, to go to this website. Not only is this sweet piece of design there, there is also a photo of the original Bad Kitty herself. Priceless.
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I’m pretty sure that this logo, which is for Carolina Baby Company, is meant to be a mother and a baby.
But all that I can see is giant fake tits. Also, is that crescent meant to be an arm? Because if it is not, and that is meant to be a baby, then that baby is LEVITATING. It’s true. Breastfeeding is a magical experience.
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Based the image content, I’ve determined that Root Solutions specializes in Kama Sutra. These are the kind of solutions you better limber up for if YAKNOWHATIMEAN. Giggity.
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This logo is like a cloud. The more I look at it, the more images I see. I’ve moved from 90′s style dragon to overly stylized flame.
What do you see, Barfers?
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For example:
This star-shaped person fits together AWESOMELY with this scary brush stroke text and these words in a circle.
Thank God someone around here is the solution.
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