Is someone sticking up this logo?
Thanks to Nerdessensce for the submission.
Small Business Logo Failures
“Hey assholes, why don’t you pick on someone your own size, huh? These small businesses are the backbone of America and making fun of them makes you a TERRORIST!” – Summary of everyone that’s ever yelled at us for criticizing small business logos.
Yeah, well, we wish the backbone of America would straighten up and get some decent marketing. It’s an integral part of running a good business, and these logos really aren’t helping anybody.
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If not for the helpful URL below the logo (not to mention the Registered Tradmark – always important) I’d really, truly think Andyman was a new vocab word. “Andyman: A traveling hippie who dispenses wisdom and pharmacological herbs to drifters.”
Thanks to Barfer Heather for sending in this illegible logo.
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Sir, I’m not sure of the ethics behind attempting to get your customers to think that your car wash is actually a pirate themed amusement park ride.
But good luck anyway.
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In the holiday spirit, I’d like to air my grievances against Tan Cun, our final tanning salon logo entry for the time being.
Strike 1: You named your salon as if you’re designing joke business ads for the school paper.
Strike 2: Then you made two of your six letters into objects. A third of your logo is a visual pun.
Strike 3: Finally, the whole goddamn thing is sitting on an island. This is ridiculous.
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This is, sadly, just a representative image for all the tanning salon logos using Papyrus, circles, and palm trees. Luckily, this specimen also features an object as a letter.
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We’ve tanned all weekend, and return to you now pumped full of UV light, much more attractive and ready to dissect today’s logos.
Euro Tan: This is the kind of logo you design when your eyes are all burned out from the tanning bed lights.
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