Oh good. Your logo is a tramp stamp.
Three more tanning salons on Monday. Go clean out your mind.
Small Business Logo Failures
“Hey assholes, why don’t you pick on someone your own size, huh? These small businesses are the backbone of America and making fun of them makes you a TERRORIST!” – Summary of everyone that’s ever yelled at us for criticizing small business logos.
Yeah, well, we wish the backbone of America would straighten up and get some decent marketing. It’s an integral part of running a good business, and these logos really aren’t helping anybody.
It’s cold outside, there’s not a lot of sun, and a lot of people are hitting the tanning beds. So we’re going to bring you a couple of days of tanning bed logos with which to warm your hearts.
How many “CT”‘s is too many sets of initials for one logo? This guy’s got five. Someone decided that their logo needed to use their initials five times.
I’m going to pick just the one thing to go with here. I’ll let you guys run with the rest of the WTF contained in this logo. Go. Make us proud.
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Thee? I’d bet dollars to donuts that they chose theecakefairy.com only because THEcakefairy.com was already taken. And better designed.
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I’ve been screwing my face up trying to pronounce this business’ name. Ahhhhy tooth fayyyyery? That’s how umlauts sound in my head.
How does one pronounce a smiley face O?
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Oooooh it’s about time for another Goatse Homage, don’t you think? Thanks to the anonymous Barfer who sent FTA’s logo our way.
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Thanks to Barfer Dave for sending in today’s logo, about which he says:
Here is a logo from a local meat processor. They have have great hotdogs (seriously), but appear to use the old “subliminal brassiere” motif to sell their wares.
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This logo came like this. We didn’t fuck it up. Actually, it copied over at 800 pixels wide – this is sized at 400 – so you can imaging the artifacts I saw there.
“O’Hare Inn…& Suites: Have a super-duper day!”
Thanks to Barfer Igor for this find. We hope you don’t get bedbugs from this place.
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