Retail, Big Box and other Store Logos

Brick and mortar retail stores…remember those? I think they’re all made of sheet metal and glass now, though. The metaphor isn’t even applicable. Ah, well, we can still laugh at the retail industry’s barfiest logos.

This Dog Will Give You a Hell of a Deal

by Earl of Hurl on November 19, 2010

The thought of finding another animated logo is what gets me out of bed in the morning.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “That’s not a logo. That’s just part of a website header.”

Behold:

Thank you, Brian. Thank you for validating my entire day.


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Category: Stores

Careful What You Wish For

by Viceroy of Vomit on November 9, 2010

Unique Logo

If you’re going to tell your designer “I really want a logo that says UNIQUE!”, well, you know, careful what you wish for.

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New Gap Logo is a Box of Fail

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 5, 2010

There’s rebranding in a cool, fun, contemporary way.

And then there’s whatever the fuck Gap just did.

Old Gap logo:
old gap logo

New Gap Logo:
new gap logo

Quickfire jokes from the officemates:

  • Isn’t that an old IBM logo?
  • “Trying to put a square peg in a round hole.”
  • What the fuck is that square doing?
  • Sweet gradient.
  • Did someone lose a blue gradiated rectangle?
  • Design-style: Powerpoint.

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CONTEST!!! $50 iTunes giftcard contest for the best caption. Check the comments for details.

Update: Contest deadline has passed. Cheers and thanks all!

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More Gap logo linky goodness:

More hilariously barfy logos:

Update: VICTORY!! Good job barfers.

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Categories: Favorite Bad Logos, Stores

Strum Drum

by ylmmb on August 19, 2009

Maybe they can start a band: School of Barf

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Category: Stores

Feel Enchanted

by ylmmb on August 19, 2009

The only feeling I get is the feeling of upchucking.

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Category: Stores

Overt Me

by ylmmb on August 5, 2009

“Way to go in picking the one sports themed clipart image that looks the least like an ‘i’.”

Submitted by Anonymous.

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Category: Stores

Tour de Barf

by ylmmb on August 3, 2009

When quality matters, make it MS Paint.

walton-street-cycles-logo

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Categories: Small Business, Sports, Stores