Bone Daddy Chiropractic Clinic

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 13, 2010

Gaylord Chiropractic Center Logo

You can’t make this stuff up. Even forgiving the giggle-inducing name of Gaylord Chiropractic Clinic for being based on the town’s name, everything else about this is seriously WTF. This might be our most tagged logo yet. You’ve got:

  • Accidental Genitals
  • Words in a Circle
  • Illustration Fail
  • Unnecessary Quotes
  • Gross
  • WTF?
  • In the Wild (thanks, anonymous Barfer who submitted this one)
  • And, we take it back: Name Fail

Even if the spine didn’t resemble a dong I’d still be physically uncomfortable thinking about those creepy monster hands adjusting my bones. Bones. Hehe.

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Category: Medical

Foodservice Equipment and Bathroom Fixtures

by Sovereign of Spew on October 12, 2010

What do you need? Frying pan? We’ve got that. Toilet? Totally. Wine glass? Magnifying lens? We’ve got those too.

Also: Toilet.

Hockenbergs. Why have one logo when you can have three?

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Category: Service Industry

New Gap Logo Funny Caption Contest Winners

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 11, 2010

new gap logo

When Gap rolled out their terrible new logo last week, we were so taken aback that we knew our initial reactions just weren’t going to be enough funny to cover it. So, much like Gap, we crowdsourced the solution! So wait, why is Gap’s crowdsourcing bullshit and ours is not? For starters, I’m guessing none of you are professional Comedy Website Comment Writers. If you are, well, we apologize. Professional or not, the hundreds of captions on our Gap post had us in stitches.

More than a little blood was spilled as the Barflords debated over our favorite captions, but in the end, the subtle design cliche double-down hilariousness of one caption stood above the rest:

I think a drop shadow could resolve the issue. – River.Red.

Congrats River.Red. Check your email, a $50 iTunes gift card is on its way to you.

We also picked two runner-ups to win $10 gift cards.

“Remember how Nike paid $40 for their logo?”

“Yep.”

“We got screwed.”

- Russ

Screwed indeed. Thanks Russ. And last but not least (and my personal fave):

Nobody likes a linear gradient jammed in the P hole like that. - wkunert

Thanks for all the great comments, barfers! Stay tuned, we’re planning more contests in the future. Nothing beats the aggregate funny of thousands of snarky design lovers.

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Category: Makes Me Barf Network

BlogHer: Life Well Fed

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 11, 2010

BLOGHER-logo

Alternate title: BlogHer? I hardly even know her! (ba-dum-ch!)

While we jest, perhaps a well fed woman made out of punctuation marks is in fact the PERFECT logo for a lady-only ad-network/blogging conference/secret society. The worst part about that comma-beast is that it shows up on sites all across the Interwebs as their ad network gobbles up more and more sites.

Update: Someone pointed us to a Doppleganger on Flickr:

BlogHer Doppleganger

Photo comes from colros’ Flickr under a Creative Commons License.

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Category: Media

New MySpace Logo or New Gap Logo: Weigh In

by Earl of Hurl on October 8, 2010

gap or myspace? Who did it better?

If you haven’t heard, MySpace unveiled a new logo today. At least they were smart enough to drop their rebranding on a Friday afternoon. We’re torn on it – it’s not like their old logo was great, either – but it seems like people around the web are reacting pretty negatively to it, too.

Maybe we can just split the difference?

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Which is the worst (best?) rebrand of the week: Gap or MySpace? Sound off in the comments! You can also read more on the rebrand and learn where the “Space” went in this TechCrunch article.

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Category: Technology

Treazured Petz: Zpot iz in a Better Place Now, Zuzie

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 8, 2010

TREASURED-PETZ-LOGO

I wish there was a Bratz cremation service I could call.

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Barfer Brad snapped this in the wild photo with his iPhone. Want to be cool like Brad? Add logos@yourlogomakesmebarf.com to your address book so you can be ready to fire off bad logos you run into during the day.

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Tell Gap to take their Spec and go to Hell

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 7, 2010

So how does GAP/Gap follow-up on a complete frigging design disaster?

By asking the community to fix it for them. For free.

Our official opinion at Your Logo Makes Me Barf is: Fuck Spec. Here, these guys put it a little more nicely: http://www.no-spec.com/

Here’s what to do:

  1. Visit this link.
  2. Swallow your pride and click “Like”. (You have to Like the page to be able to comment. Blame Facebook, not us.)
  3. Give them hell about their crowdsourcing bullshit.
  4. Unlike the page. (It’s way down on the bottom left.)
  5. Bask in our collective smugness.

Go go go.

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