by Earl of Hurl on January 19, 2011

In case you’re wondering if you’re dealing with a Lord or a Lurd, here’s a helpful tipsheet:
- A lord has power or authority over others. A lurd has power or authority over their couch and bowl of cheese doodles.
- Lord can mean “Almighty” or “God”. Lurd can mean “Steve” or “Waiter”.
- Lords are sometimes called to serve their Queen. Lurds are sometimes called about that overdue Blockbuster rental.
We’re still not sure if we’re dealing with Lords or Lurds here.
by Earl of Hurl on January 11, 2011
This logo comes to us via Jason, who wonders if perhaps Mor(t)on Comprehensive Health Center isn’t taking a covert dig at their clientele.

by Earl of Hurl on January 5, 2011
Need DIY or Fixit help? Why not ask The Natural Andyman?
If not for the helpful URL below the logo (not to mention the Registered Tradmark – always important) I’d really, truly think Andyman was a new vocab word. “Andyman: A traveling hippie who dispenses wisdom and pharmacological herbs to drifters.”

Thanks to Barfer Heather for sending in this illegible logo.
by Earl of Hurl on December 15, 2010

Fairy Pumk Creative Studio: Graphic Desigm For All Your Poor Fomt Choice Meeds.
by Earl of Hurl on December 15, 2010
Thee? I’d bet dollars to donuts that they chose theecakefairy.com only because THEcakefairy.com was already taken. And better designed.

by Earl of Hurl on December 15, 2010
I’ve been screwing my face up trying to pronounce this business’ name. Ahhhhy tooth fayyyyery? That’s how umlauts sound in my head.

How does one pronounce a smiley face O?
by Earl of Hurl on November 29, 2010

Ba dum dum!