Logos with this tag were plucked from our submissions to be publicly flogged.
If you want the fame and glory of being the italicized name in “Thanks to Barfer Name in Italics for this beaut!” keep the address logos@makesmebarf.com prepped for when you find that awful logo.
Alex sent along this little gem.
WELCOME BACK, BY DESIGN! WE MISSED YOU!
Yes, one of our most infamous, hated trends, by design. A fail all on its own. Though, I must also make the observation that no matter how tempting making a logo out of initials might be, if you initials then form a butt, you have failed. Butts by Design. Cut and print.
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Categories: Small Business, Uncategorized |
It’s the only way that we can handle this logo, really. To follow the instructions that it’s laying out for us. GET IT?
Poor barfer Sara passes this every day on the way to work. If only Sara could be stoned too. Then the utter obviousness of this logo might be tolerable. GET IT? IT’S A BEE ON A STONE! BSTONED!
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Category: Clothing |
Thanks, Mina!
I’ve gotta get to Village Family Dental Spa. There is no waiter at my dentist’s office. There are no suits at my dentist’s office, they all wear SCRUBS. How low brow.
Also, as Mina points out, what do they do, serve your rotten tooth to you after they pull it out? For your dining pleasure? Yum. I’m booking my appointment as we speak.
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Category: Medical |
This little gem gave one of our barfers, who remains anonymous for their own protection, nightmares as a child.
HOLY SHIT! In Mansfield/Ontario/Richmand county, viruses don’t just get you sick. They chew on GLASS AND NEEDLES! How are we possibly going to stand a chance? We can’t even really prevent them, because they are EATING OUR PREVENTION!
I’m scurred.
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Category: Medical |
Barfer Niki alerted us to the fact that while Dentyne may advocate safe breath, they are certainly NOT giving that consideration to their design.
WHAT IS THAT? I stared at it for a while and all I get is a cow’s head in profile. I’m guessing that breath is NASTY. Any other brave barfer care to venture a guess?
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Category: Impossible to Categorize |
Juliana pointed out something very interesting about the logo for Montessori Creative Academy (which by the way I read as Creative Montessori Academy).
It’s looking MIGHTY similar to our header! Hey Creative Montessori, you’ll be hearing from our copious lawyers. CEASE AND ASSIST!
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Category: Education |
Choch sent this logo along and was so kind to translate it, as well.
Loosely, it’s “Center for Education to be Born”. A pregnancy clinic, perfect for when you’re a deformed naked pink lady with a detached butt cheek that is about to give birth to a multicolored backward number six. Also, is that purple line meant to be a birth canal? The baby isn’t going to spring from her chest, is it? I’m never procreating.
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Category: Medical |