eyes

AHH! MY (Harmon)EYES!

by Sovereign of Spew on March 11, 2011

This little gem has been knocking around our Facebook wall, and it’s time it’s had its glorious moment in the barf.

AHHH MY EYES

Nothing says “professsional quality photography” like “psychotic giant leering Kung-Fu stalker eye”. I know that I would want this person at all of my most special life moments. I also hope that they bring along their awesome font choices and chic brushstroke border.

Thanks for keeping the Facebook wall interesting, Barfers! Keep up the good work! Call out those bad logos for all their worth!

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Category: Photography

We Will Jam Our Marketing IN YOUR EYE

by Earl of Hurl on January 12, 2011

This anonymous Barf Bag submission is all kinds of hot mess.

I see the letters of “in” jammed together for no reason, lens flare, and OH YES – this logo seems to be happening to someone’s face.

Anything I missed?

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Category: Marketing/Advertising/PR

The Eyes!

by Earl of Hurl on December 28, 2010

Thanks to Barfer Amy for this submission of this wildlife control company’s logo.

Be sure to stop by their website – they’ve animated the logo for bonus barfiness. Too bad it’s in Flash, not an animated gif. It’s watching you…

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Category: Service Industry

They Did Not Fix it in Post

by Viceroy of Vomit on September 20, 2010

These guys advertise post-production services including compression and restoration. A large component of their business is MAKING THINGS LOOK GOOD.

Eyeframe Logo

BARF. Nothing is good about this logo but the terribly tacky shadow takes the cake.

Oh by the way the business’ name is Eyeframe. No, it is not included in the logo, though they do render it with italicized Times on their equally awesome website.

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Category: Marketing/Advertising/PR

Touched by Barf

by Earl of Hurl on August 18, 2010

Today we bring you a round up of logos from businesses whose names were chosen to ensure you that their services are life-changing. While they may be revolutionary, their logos are simply nauseating.

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Category: Features