A Thirsty Iguana Logo

by Earl of Hurl on February 14, 2011

Thanks to Barfer Scott:

“Is it just me, or are you now thirsty for pee margarita?”

Yeah. That’s totally unappetizing.


Category: Restaurants

Happy Valentine’s Day from YLMMB and a Huge Sperm

by Earl of Hurl on February 14, 2011

New Urban Male makes no bones about what their logo infers.

I have to wonder. What would New Urban Female look like? Big ol’ boobies? An ovum?


Category: Small Business

Reproductive Clinics Need to Check for Phallic Symbols

by Earl of Hurl on December 16, 2010

This late-night logo update comes to us from Twitter follower @trigmundfreud:

Will see your condom-encased fertility clinic and raise you one intercourse-simulating crisis prego center.


Category: Medical

Australia is Looking Soft

by Earl of Hurl on November 23, 2010

In exploring impotence-related logos for November’s National Impotence Awareness Month, I tried to stay away from the blatant offenders – your Arize’s, your Extenze.

This is Impotence Australia, a non-profit alliance network of physicians and information dealing with wiener problems.

Right, it’s a take on the gender symbol for male as much as it is a take on penises, but doesn’t it look just a little…soft?


Category: Medical

Insert Your Own Log Joke Here

by Earl of Hurl on November 17, 2010

We’ve been a little pressed for time, but the beauty of our readers is that they send us funny logos complete with funny comments.

So thanks to Barfer Erik for this submission.

He says, ”I’d call it “accidental” genitals, but they seem to have taken care to render pubic hair around the balls.”


Category: Construction and Contractors

What Not to Do with Your Gymnastics Logo

by Earl of Hurl on November 3, 2010

Do not hire the manga illustrator in the office next to your dance studio to create a logo featuring an underage girl doing the splits.



Category: Small Business

Scary Bad Logo Week

(NSFW-ish) Bands with Vomit in their Name

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 26, 2010

So I brainstormed: “How can I find the scariest, most grotesque logos for Scary Bad Logo week?”

Then inspiration struck. Metal bands. And not just any metal bands, oh no. Scary, growly death metal bands with VOMIT in their name. Black-clad gross-out artists whose bands all sound like they’re being led by the Cookie Monster.

Consider yourself warned. This is some crazy shit and will make you think about things you might not want to think about. Scary.


Category: Bands

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