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Three Font Sizes, Three Lines of Text

by Earl of Hurl on February 9, 2011

Small Business WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

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Category: Non-Profits

A Sight for Sore Eyes

by Earl of Hurl on December 20, 2010

We’ve tanned all weekend, and return to you now pumped full of UV light, much more attractive and ready to dissect today’s logos.

Euro Tan: This is the kind of logo you design when your eyes are all burned out from the tanning bed lights.

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Category: Small Business

Do You Believe in M RACKLES

by Earl of Hurl on November 1, 2010

It really took me at least 60 seconds to be able to read this company’s name. Is that gray hand doing a magic trick?

Do-you-believe-in-M-RACKLES

Thanks to barfer Brad for sending this in – he postulates that the hands may be playing billiards.

Have you seen a logo that must be lampooned? Send it to logos@makesmebarf.com.

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Category: Small Business

Scary Bad Logo Week

(NSFW-ish) Bands with Vomit in their Name

by Viceroy of Vomit on October 26, 2010

So I brainstormed: “How can I find the scariest, most grotesque logos for Scary Bad Logo week?”

Then inspiration struck. Metal bands. And not just any metal bands, oh no. Scary, growly death metal bands with VOMIT in their name. Black-clad gross-out artists whose bands all sound like they’re being led by the Cookie Monster.

Consider yourself warned. This is some crazy shit and will make you think about things you might not want to think about. Scary.

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Category: Bands

Final Em Race – The HHK Strikes Again

by Viceroy of Vomit on August 30, 2010

Detective: Is the autopsy complete?
Coroner: Yes. I have…bad news.
Detective: No…NO! I thought he’d given up.
Coroner: Not yet. It looks like the Heart Hug Killer has struck again.
Detective: HHK has eluded us for too long. I swear on my life I will track him down!
Coroner: You might want to sign up for the Final Em Race newsletter to get some hot tips.
Detective: Who’s the detective here, huh? You do your job and I’ll do mine!

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Category: Professional Organizations

Through Thick and TThin

by ylmmb on September 4, 2009

“I found this posted in a ’cause’ on facebook. I THINK the people are supposed to spell out ITALL?? or maybe TIaLL as in Through it All, as it says below the characters?”

Submitted by Marisa.

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Category: Civic

Partly Cloudy With A Chance Of Gradient

by ylmmb on August 28, 2009

“This photo was taken on an overcast day, with a blackberry pearl, from at least 15 yards – so NO, the glare isn’t due to the photography or the environment – the GWL is just washed out by the gradient in the melted piece of gum (or whatever the hell it is).”

Submitted by Tony.

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Category: Real Estate

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