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We’ve tanned all weekend, and return to you now pumped full of UV light, much more attractive and ready to dissect today’s logos.
Euro Tan: This is the kind of logo you design when your eyes are all burned out from the tanning bed lights.
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It really took me at least 60 seconds to be able to read this company’s name. Is that gray hand doing a magic trick?
Thanks to barfer Brad for sending this in – he postulates that the hands may be playing billiards.
Have you seen a logo that must be lampooned? Send it to logos@makesmebarf.com.
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So I brainstormed: “How can I find the scariest, most grotesque logos for Scary Bad Logo week?”
Then inspiration struck. Metal bands. And not just any metal bands, oh no. Scary, growly death metal bands with VOMIT in their name. Black-clad gross-out artists whose bands all sound like they’re being led by the Cookie Monster.
Consider yourself warned. This is some crazy shit and will make you think about things you might not want to think about. Scary.
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- They used to go by “Diarrhea” but it didn’t look as cool in that font.
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- Believe it or not this says nuclear vomit.
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- This guys probably aren’t as cool as the other bands, seeing as their logo is almost legible.
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- Menstrual Vomit. Yup.
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- Every good frat boy knows to sleep on their side in case of nocturnal vomits.
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- This says Pus Vomit. Trust me.
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- At least they GO to church.
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- The words say vomit, but the visuals say boogers. Two-for-one!
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Category: Bands |
Detective: Is the autopsy complete?
Coroner: Yes. I have…bad news.
Detective: No…NO! I thought he’d given up.
Coroner: Not yet. It looks like the Heart Hug Killer has struck again.
Detective: HHK has eluded us for too long. I swear on my life I will track him down!
Coroner: You might want to sign up for the Final Em Race newsletter to get some hot tips.
Detective: Who’s the detective here, huh? You do your job and I’ll do mine!
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Category: Professional Organizations |
“I found this posted in a ’cause’ on facebook. I THINK the people are supposed to spell out ITALL?? or maybe TIaLL as in Through it All, as it says below the characters?”
Submitted by Marisa.
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Category: Civic |
“This photo was taken on an overcast day, with a blackberry pearl, from at least 15 yards – so NO, the glare isn’t due to the photography or the environment – the GWL is just washed out by the gradient in the melted piece of gum (or whatever the hell it is).”
Submitted by Tony.
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Category: Real Estate |