mascots

HOLY SHIT

by Earl of Hurl on December 7, 2010

GOOD MORNING

Here is Couch’s Pest Patrol’s DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL.

“Thanks” to our anonymous submitter.

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Category: Service Industry

Barfer Charity sent us a good old fashioned WTF logo last week. Nothing complex to the joke, just a weird fucking mascot terrifying children and businesspeople alike, tragically paired with a stock jungle-y font that doesn’t make sense for the business.

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Category: Small Business

Mustachioed Irish-Canadian Taxi Driver Clown Mascot Logo

by Viceroy of Vomit on August 23, 2010

Can you guess what kind of business this mustachioed Irish-Canadian taxi driver clown mascot represents? If you guessed furniture, then you are a lot smarter than us.

I do not want to sit on any couch this dude has sat on.

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Category: Small Business

Your High School Mascot Makes Me Barf

by ylmmb on September 12, 2009

It’s football season again and that means weird mascots, odd team names, and barfy logos. Here are some high school mascots and logos that are sure to make you barf up those latest pregame snacks.

Laurel Hill Hobos (Laurel Hill, Florida) & Chinook Sugar Beeters (Chinook, Montana)

Fisher Bunnies (Fisher, Illinois) & Avon Old Farms Winged Beavers (Avon, Connecticut)

Blooming Prairie Awesome Blossoms (Blooming Prarie, Minnesota) & Orofino Maniacs (Orofino, Idaho)

New Berlin Pretzels (New Berlin, Illinois) & Watersmeet Nimrods (Watersmeet, Michigan)

Kaukauna Galloping Ghosts (Kaukauna, Wisconsin) & Ridgefield Spudders (Ridgefield, Washington)

Centralia High School Orphans (boys teams) & Annies (girls teams). (Centralia, Illinois)

Logos found at blogs.static.mentalfloss.com.

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Categories: Education, Sports

Tranny Tigers Name Fail

by ylmmb on June 25, 2009

Cody submits this one and writes, “…this isn’t necessarily an ugly logo. It’s merely an outrageous logo. My cousins go to a Catholic school in a suburb of Saint Paul, its called Transfiguration Catholic Church and they shorten it to Tranny.”

tranny-tigers-logo

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Categories: Education, Sports