by Viceroy of Vomit on October 29, 2010
by Sovereign of Spew on October 28, 2010
You know what I find REALLY scary? Haunted houses. Also, ancient Egypt. And MS Paint. Then again, I also find fake brush strokes terrifying. Gradients give me the willies. Pre-deconstructed fonts? THE HORROR! And it’s all in Illinois?
Seriously, where is Brendan Frasier when you really need him?
by Viceroy of Vomit on October 27, 2010
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Moments after this logo was drawn that dove was cremated.
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There’s an association for this? Don’t they know the “buy a dog that looks like the old dog” trick?
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Barrel of monkey letters, unnecessary quotes, drop shadows, unnecessary italics, awkward use of photos, beveling, inclusion of the business form (INC). This logo’s got it all. Except for, you know, visual appeal.
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Would you believe the website this came from also had pet photos with animated angel wings? You should.
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NO HEAVEN FOR YOU. Also: dove fight.
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HTML needs a “groan” tag with appropriate styling.
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Heaven’s Pets don’t waste time jumping. Motherfuckers hunt doves with their ANGEL WINGS.
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I know Susie wasn’t your favorite child, John, but geez. Sending her to the pet crematorium seems a little harsh.
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Well, we know the business will involve dead pets. Beyond that…*shrug*. Keep it generic, please. Same with the tagline.
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Can you make the circle part of the P a multi-colored paw and also inexplicably surround “ngel’s” with it? You can? Great. You’re hired.
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Even though he has magic angel powers now, that poor little dog still looks afraid of the name of the business.
by Viceroy of Vomit on October 26, 2010
by Viceroy of Vomit on October 25, 2010
First of all, the Ghostbusters logo is the best logo ever in the history of logos. Yes, I’ve seen that Batman logo post. I don’t care. Ghostbusters 4eva. Now that that’s said: here are some hilarious logos from earnest and potentially delusional “paranormal” “investigators”.
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I want to believe…that someday people will stop using Papyrus.
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Looking very serious and professional. Oh yes. This does not strike me as the hobby of someone that owns a lot of crystals.
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The Casper movie wants its ghost model back.
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The ghost in that logo is also wondering what the fuck.
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Do what you love and the money will come. Unless that thing is LARPing Vampire: The Masquerade.
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This logo speaks to me. It says “trenchcoats” and “smelly dudes with pony tails”.
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SCOPE: Visually similar but hopefully legally distinct from the Ghost Busters.
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Poor Illinois.
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Hangin’ ten, huntin’ ghosts. Aloha.
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GAC. As in, “GAC! I can’t believe they have a show on the Travel Channel!”
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Ghost Posse, sound-off! “Head-to-Toe Denim Guy, here!” “Only Eats Sandwiches, check!” “Borrowed Grandma’s Astro Van, ready to rock!” Ghost Posse, roll out!
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Not the most embarrassing thing to come out of New Jersey. Not the least.
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Pros. We use that term loosely.
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Their first mission? Mysterious stone textures.
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Hahaha, I love trying-too-hard forced acronyms.
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They were going for a GHOST acronym, but the domain name started to get really long.
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I’m totally down for an organization that investigates the usage of lens flares.
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Are ghosts seriously that hard to draw? Jesus.
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I’m not sure if I would feel “haunted” by that thing. I might invite it in and give it a saucer of milk.
