Solutions

Like “by design”, “solutions” is an over-used trope of the lazy business namer. Pair it with a bad logo, and you’ve got a double fail.

DOUBLE D LASER BEAMS!

by Sovereign of Spew on March 3, 2011

Thanks, Andrew, for sharing this logo that is just chock full of solutions. I have a solution: burn this logo.  Burn it dead.

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Category: Design

Yin Yangs Never Solved Anything

by Sovereign of Spew on January 28, 2011

Just ask the 1990s. That was a difficult decade for the yin yang.

Running Yin Yang

Nothing inspires confidence like a yin yang HAULING ASS. Well, maybe a slightly phallic yin yang hauling ass. There’s a solution I can believe in.

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Category: Technology

Those are Some Freaky Solutions

by Sovereign of Spew on January 28, 2011

Gettin' Freaky

Based the image content, I’ve determined that Root Solutions specializes in Kama Sutra. These are the kind of solutions you better limber up for if YAKNOWHATIMEAN. Giggity.

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Category: Small Business

A Damn Splashy Letter S

by Sovereign of Spew on January 27, 2011

This logo is like a cloud. The more I look at it, the more images I see. I’ve moved from 90′s style dragon to overly stylized flame.

What do you see, Barfers?

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Category: Small Business

We Know How Things Fit Together

by Sovereign of Spew on January 27, 2011

For example:

Star Shaped Person-G-N Logo

This star-shaped person fits together AWESOMELY with this scary brush stroke text and these words in a circle.

Thank God someone around here is the solution.

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Category: Small Business

Aw, Crap

by Earl of Hurl on January 26, 2011

Looks like someone pooped on Texas again.

Found a bad “Solutions” logo this week? Send it over to logos@makesmebarf.com.

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Category: Construction and Contractors

Three Strikes, You’re Out

by Earl of Hurl on January 26, 2011

Double alphabet objects and a star-shaped person top off a business named using ‘Solutions‘ for the fail!

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Category: Small Business

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