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Full Service Dental

by Sovereign of Spew on April 8, 2011

Thanks, Mina!

I’ve gotta get to Village Family Dental Spa. There is no waiter at my dentist’s office. There are no suits at my dentist’s office, they all wear SCRUBS. How low brow.

Also, as Mina points out, what do they do, serve your rotten tooth to you after they pull it out? For your dining pleasure? Yum. I’m booking my appointment as we speak.


Category: Medical

XXX… It’s Family Friendly

by Sovereign of Spew on February 4, 2011

Frederick County, Maryland wants you to know that it is a family friendly county.

Family XXX Friendly

And to let you know this, Frederick County, Maryland has selected three BIG RED ‘X’s. When you’re looking for family friendly, just look for that familar symbol, XXX. That’ll point you in the right direction.

We’re going to go watch this family friendly movie now. Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis.


Category: Civic

I’ve Got Somethin’ Real Important To Give You

by Sovereign of Spew on January 20, 2011

Storage Deluxe Instructions:

Step One: Cut a hole in a box.
Step Two: Put your junk in the box.

It's my dick in a box!

Step Three: Put your box in storage. UNLESS maybe you have another idea of what to do with your box. I’m not really sure what though. Think on it.


Category: Small Business

Hypospadias Looks Pretty Good From Here

by Earl of Hurl on January 19, 2011

I thought only unicorns pissed rainbows.

Do not, under any circumstances, Google image search Hypospadias. We’re not kidding.


Category: Medical

Do a Little Dance

by Earl of Hurl on January 18, 2011

The Scotwork logo invites us to do a line dance with it.


Category: Small Business

2010 in Bad Design

by Earl of Hurl on December 31, 2010

As the world celebrates the new year, we’d like to take a moment to look back at 2010.

Many of the worst logos of 2010 have already been covered. Did you see them? Here are our top three posts in 2010 (or at least since we came back online in August):

1. The New Gap Logo is a Box of Fail – This was a media fiasco and our commenters had a field day.

2. Barfy by Design, Volume 1. We did 5 posts worth of businesses with “by design” in their name and crappy logos. This was the first, and fan favorite.

3. The Drake Advantage Logo Gets an F. Drake University in Iowa launched a new marketing campaign with a poor vision and a worse logo. Take a look.

And here’s one for the road, 2010. This is for the International Conference on Interactive Design and Children. What are they doing to that child? I think he’s trapped in the internet.


Category: Features

Kumon: Tutoring in the Three R’s and More

by Earl of Hurl on November 1, 2010

Happy Monday, Barfers! We’re kicking off the week with a Barf  Bag submission via an anonymous picture message.

Kumon Logo

Kumon: Math. Reading. Success. Sadness.


Category: Education

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