1. Thou shalt not have any other fonts above Comic Sans.
2. Thou shalt not commit kerning.
3. Honor your email address, phone number, or website in thy logo.
4. Thou shalt not apply any kind of color scheme.
5. Remember thy clipart and keep it holy.
6. Thou shalt not anti-alias thy logo.
7. Thou shalt not make for yourself a logo but in MS Paint alone.
8. Thou shalt make wrongful use of 3D text in thy name.
9. Thou shalt not take thy ’swoosh’ in vain.
10. Thou shalt not use a concept.
