I’ve Got Somethin’ Real Important To Give You

by Sovereign of Spew on January 20, 2011

Storage Deluxe Instructions:

Step One: Cut a hole in a box.
Step Two: Put your junk in the box.

It's my dick in a box!

Step Three: Put your box in storage. UNLESS maybe you have another idea of what to do with your box. I’m not really sure what though. Think on it.

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Category: Small Business

We Breed… Gorillas?

by Sovereign of Spew on January 20, 2011

We Breed... something.

Yantis is actually a swine breeding farm, but you wouldn’t know it by their logo. Based on the illustration, I would guess that they breed gorillas, godzillas, and perhaps the occasional ManBearPig. Serials.

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An Economical Use of the Letter O

by Earl of Hurl on January 19, 2011

In case you’re wondering if you’re dealing with a Lord or a Lurd, here’s a helpful tipsheet:

  • A lord has power or authority over others. A lurd has power or authority over their couch and bowl of cheese doodles.
  • Lord can mean “Almighty” or “God”. Lurd can mean “Steve” or “Waiter”.
  • Lords are sometimes called to serve their Queen. Lurds are sometimes called about that overdue Blockbuster rental.

We’re still not sure if we’re dealing with Lords or Lurds here.

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Category: Small Business

Hypospadias Looks Pretty Good From Here

by Earl of Hurl on January 19, 2011

I thought only unicorns pissed rainbows.

Do not, under any circumstances, Google image search Hypospadias. We’re not kidding.

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Category: Medical

A Trustworthy Logo

by Earl of Hurl on January 18, 2011

The ODD Experience is UNEXPECTED TRUST FALL!

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Do a Little Dance

by Earl of Hurl on January 18, 2011

The Scotwork logo invites us to do a line dance with it.

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Category: Small Business

Road to Nowhere

by Earl of Hurl on January 17, 2011

Via Appalled McLeod County Citizen:

“McLeod County: Home of Floating Unfinished Roads”

Nothing more promising than a graphic representation of unfinished projects.

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Category: Civic

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